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KaraLynn    ( email )
"gulp... I am an obsessive dork... with weird feelings for actors who i dont know. hahaha"

Stefi    ( email ) ( site )
"Yes, I am a dork, but I'm proud to be one! I say dorky things, do dorky things, and I am a dorky thing! I've even jumped in a trash can for fun XD I tell ya, being a dork is super fun and--- *chases fly object*"

Satsuki    ( email ) ( site )
"Meep... Always feel like a dork........."

Spytzer Quelra    ( email )
"i like your pandas."

Amanda    ( email )
"I have dork pride!"

Dorkman    ( email ) ( site )
"I collect Frankenstein dolls"

brian miller    ( email )
"i'm a wanker, i'm a misanthrpist"

Kip Clasen    ( email ) ( site )
"I once caught myself rolling random die in my collection to see what the best set would be to take to the D&D game that night, while reading through a V: tM book and downloading Transformer Episodes. ...In my Thundercats t-shirt."

di    ( email )
"Peanut butter and bacon sandwich's so rock!!!"

Mehgan    ( email ) ( site )
"I code for CSS DHTML HTML and I work on websites for other people. I relate everything in my daily life to LARPs and subjects of LARPs. I am a psuedo-anti-socialist. YAY ME!"

Jae    ( email ) ( site )
"i've been infected with dork-itis. It's incurable. eeek ._O"

megan    ( email )
"ima DORK"

Sarine    ( email )
"I live to embarass myself with the disease of dorkishness! And I listen to the Fantasia soundtrack. Hah."

Elizabeth    ( email )
"I collect soda tabs i have over 500, I sing all the time it gets quiet annoyiing, I'm a dork when it comes to getting close to my boyfriend, I have duck feet converses they aren't like regular converses they are wide toed, I...am just plain odd and weird"

Taylor   
"im one mo' fo'-in dork. Life with meeh is a living hell because ill make up things and act them out in public. I eat strange materials and foam at the mouth. I have a mental defect, and i once ate a worm becuz muh mom told me it was poisenous. Nothing happened, it was bull. Oh yea, back to the point, i am constantly chatting on the computer or saying things like U SINNER-ITH! so basically, i am a dork on the inside, as well as the out. thank you my fellow brethren for listening to my confession-ith. (i add -ith to things to put in the speshal KICK)"

Niblett    ( email )
"Well..so much to say! lets see...i enjoy spending every waking moment on the computer, screaming hysterically, and grinding my head with a chainsaw. My bigest dream is to live in a mental institution. I also have dreams of becoming the ruler of the monkey population, and my brother is a god damn lochness monster! oh, and i also trip over things, am very pale, and i have a really bad stutter >_< sadly, i am branded for life as a dork, but i love every freaking minute of it!"

John    ( email )
"I'm a dork"

Leigh    ( email ) ( site )
"The list of reasons why I'm a dork is so long, it'd make god cry. XD;"

Amanda    ( email ) ( site )
"I spend a LOT of time online. a LOT. and my friends tell me that I'm a dork. and I work for a farm suppy company, and can tell you every kind of fertilizer in existence and what's in every one of them and what works best on what kind of grass. oh. and I get this guilty pleasure of exercising my god-like powers over the Sims."

rebekah    ( email ) ( site )
"i watched the weather channel when i was in the third grade"

Matthew lowe    ( email )
"Im a dork!!! who plays computer all day and beats myself off at night!!!"

AlarmDork!    ( email )
"I am a dork"

josh miller    ( email )
"I am a dork"

KK    ( email )
"i am such a dork when it comes to life!!"

karen    ( email ) ( site )
"I once spent 3 hours (fine.fine..around 4 hours actually) just popping that snapping bubble paper and reading Archies. It was fun."

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