Looking through the chapters, I noticed there's a lot of kicking going on in Bleach. And not kicking of enimies, kicking of each other. And none of the characters uses any kind of martial arts as their fighting specialty (well, Chad uses his arm). I thought it would be interesting to cronicle all the kicks made in Bleach, seeing as though some of them were some pretty spectacular kicks. Yeah I have too much time on my hands. I'm doing this to amuse myself (and hopefully other people), just remember that.
"Welcome home son!" (Isshin -> Ichigo) Lovely way to greet your son.
"Hello! Nice to meet you!" (Ichigo -> Rukia) What is it with this family and kicking people as a greeting??
Flying kiiiiick!~ (Rukia -> hollow) It's a chain reaction...
"In case last time didnt hurt enough" (Isshin -> Ichigo) Don't you wish he was your dad?
"Uh-oh" (Tatsuki -> soccor ball + Kon) Which is why you dont walk in front of moving soccor balls
"Oy! Down here!" (Rukia -> Tessai) So hard to get people's attention when you're that height.
"..." (random guy -> Chad) Why must everyone beat upon Chad?!
"zoned.out" (Karin -> ball -> kid's nose) doesn't she looks so VERY sorry for her actions?...
"Wake UP!!" (Kairin -> Chad) Kairin just beating on poor old Chad
She's got quite a kick (Tatsuki -> random guy) Tatsuki testing out her skills on someone trying to hurt Orihime
Uneccisary violence (random girl -> Orihime) Some random person being mean to Orihime
"EEP." (one of Orhime's fairy barret things -> another one) I haven't got a CLUE what their names are
Well thats one way to take care of him (Ichigo -> Uryuu + hollow) *lapses into a fit of giggles*
And another one (Ichigo -> Uryuu) Ichigo likes beating on Uryuu I think
That didn't work (Big ass hollow -> Ichigo) Bet he didnt even see Ichigo...
Flop (?? -> Kon) Well SOMEONE kicked him
Rukia's revenge (Rukia -> Ichigo) She's been waiting for that since the first chapter. Yes that's her foot and his hand
Kick him while he's down (Renji -> Ichigo) Yup, that's Renji's (Byakuya's vice captain) foot.
"I dont think so" (Renji -> random guy) Okay, did NOT need to see that much of his leg
"Oops" (Ururu -> Ichigo) Ichigo's getting his ass wooped by a little girl
"Hands off." (Ichigo -> Keigo) Keigo hsan't seemed to grasp the fact that ICHIGO DOESN'T HUG.
This is getting old (Ichigo -> Keigo) He was ASKING for it, I tell ya.
RO~UND ONE! *ding* (Ichigo -> Ganjuu) oooo, right in the FACE. ouch.
RO~UND TWO! *ding* (Ganjuu -> Ichigo) and Ganjuu gets him right back in the head! (and I've got no more kicks for THAT particular fight...)
"NOT IN MY HOUSE!" (Kuukaku -> Ichigo) Don't mess with Kuukaku...
"You're next." (Kuukaku -> Ganjuu) Backtalking is not suggested either.
"oh...my" (Ichigo -> Random Schoolmates) First impressions are everything
a.common.sight (random person -> Keigo) unforunately Keigo is good at getting himself into situations like these
"OOOO...that smarts." (Shinigami -> Ganju) kicks like those really take the wind outta ya!
melee (Ichigo -> Shinigami) Ganju and Ichigo go for a free-for-all on some poor Shinigamis
"holy CRAP!" (mini Rukia -> random guy) Rukia certainly knows how to introduce herself to someone.
river.dance (mini Rukia -> random guy) The guy's head is probably mush by now from stinky children feet
overkill (Ichigo -> cell phone) What the poor cell phone ever do to you Ichigo?!
"No TOUCHIE!" (Ichigo -> punk) Ichigo to the rescue! Of Chad's necklace.
"Let the big boys handle this" (Ganju -> Hanatarou) And Ganju decides it may not be wise to sacrifice Hanatarou to Byakuya.
perfect.landing (Yoruichi -> Ichigo) Why you wear protective eyewear: so you don't loose your eyes to flying cats.
HATE#1 (Mayuri -> Nemu) And with every stamp he lands on her, my murder plans for him become more violent.
HATE#2 (Mayuri -> Nemu) I...have no words. *burns Mayuri with just her thoughts*
return?